Ipod Apps

Their well shouted slogan is absolutely true. Drinking games, capital cities, public toilet locate. You essentially have the power every eight year old boy has wanted as some point, you just don't have to say "Go gadget..." With the vast 300,000 apps available to the iPhone there are games, word processors, doodle applications just about everything. The slogan cannot be stressed anymore with some of their apps even including More cowbell, n on screen tap to here the sound of a cowbell. Cigar puff where you can smoke an on screen cigar. And of course i mirror which is basically just the iPhone screen when locked. I should think that one is free. The apps can be great decision makers though, random number generator, drinking games and what to wear. Also the spit or swallow app. From weird to wonderful to plane useless there is an app for almost everything.

Decorating

Getting ready to wallpaper the living room and have hit a brick wall. The two fatal decisions ahead of us are as follows. The colour of wallpaper and paint. Narrowing it down to whit/cream, you would think gives you two options. You'd be mistaken. Take a walk into the world of dulux where everything is not quite right. Four pages of cream white and off white they are shades of the same thing but their are 24 different options for said colours. Is it possible that beige should allowed to be brought never mind in sixteen variations form magnolia to nude glow. You buy the paint after months or panic of which shade of white you want to open the paint to find it's yellow.

USA

I sometimes wonder if the reason that America is so much more patriotic than us Brits is their inspirational leaders. There is alot of patriotism towards Churchill and his fine words but if we had someone of that caliber of such fine words such charisma. Here is what I'm talking about enjoy the link below.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6NS9unm-OQ If the above link doesn't work type into YouTube... Don't tell me words don't matter- Obama BEST speech yet!

Grenade

Getting pretty sick of these jokes about Bruno mars hit song floating around twitter and facebook. I realised as i just made one and now am eternally in shame. the jokes are poor and its so much hype over what is clearly a metaphor. The thing that is starting to really get on my nerves is every song speaks in metaphor and no one feels the compulsion to pick up on this, however every one has jumped on the band wagon with this one. I tell you what is worse than the poor jokes but the dedications to Bruno Mars by love sick people..."Bruno you shouldn't have to catch grenades for her, I'll love you." Have you heard anything so needy and pathetic it is starting to drive me to insanity. The countless facebook groups an several tweets has become to much.