Soap Operas

An oxymoron in itself. I come today with an instalment on my opinions on the soap's. Where to even start, firstly sit yourself down it's nearly seven o clock, best not miss today's instalment or you may not guess the over predictable storyline and the flawless acting. Once you have sat down take a journey to a land where everyone in the Town knows everyone and the town and it's inhabitants all Circe around the local pub. Not one week can go by without the plot building to rape, murder or adultery. Perhaps i am not living an exciting enough life because my life isn't jam packed with all of the above. People escaping from prison, fleeing the country and forging Visa's has anyone noticed in the real world that shit just don't happen. When was the last time anyone got away with that kinda thing. I guess that's because there isn't a CSI Weatherfield that it's easy enough to merely run away to France. In one series of hollyoaks many years ago a storyline involved a man not able to let the passing of his mother go ands he had kept her body in his house. Sad but true unfortunately this could happen but what are you doing crowding round the television to watch it? The soap cynic can soon be turned against their will though, don't sit down to criticize and laugh at their expense you will soon be drawn in by flawless plot line and on edge acting. A public warning stay away from soaps; try reading a book.